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Lmao
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sometimes i forget that they are like the same age
<3
photo by me
and can you guys PPLEEASESE stop commenting about how big my boobs are, how small my waist is, that im a pretty girl holding this. You cant see my body and my face for a reason.behindfakesmilesx
Honest.
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lol she mad cause she’s retarded
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Panel 1
Rottweiler: Hey there, Mr. Stumpyfeet. Haha, your legs are so short. How do you even run with those things.
Panel 2
Rottweiler: I’m a Rottweiler. One of the most feared dogs on the planet. Give me your kibble money and I won’t have to mess you up.
Panel 3
Rottweiler: Are you deaf, Stumpyfeet? Do those massive ears not work properly? I said give me your money, bitch.
Corgi: Man, I’m tired. *yawn* I think I’ll have a seat.
Panel 4
Rottweiler: I’m not going to ask agai…
Corgi: BOO!
Rottweiler: OMG DON’T KILL ME I WANT TO LIVE!
Captain Stumpyfeet for the win!
