My face when I listen to the kid’s talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
(Source: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)
Looking at your textbooks thinking
“What a waste of a tree
I miss being a little kid. You fall asleep in the sofa and magically transfer to your bed.
Now my mom’s just like
GET THE FUCK UP AND GET IN YOUR ROOM!
lmfao
Lmfao
No one really cares about you on tumblr unless you are cute.
Word^ :(
THIS ^^^
Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
blowinswishers23:
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Wiz Khalifa.
