yessitsherkari:

My sister called me into the living room as if someone was dying.

I was like:

Then she said read the article on this website.

It was an article about Chris Brown and his new girlfriend.

At the time, I knew nothing about it.

So I’m just like:

To this day, I still haven’t gotten over it.

fuckwithbreezy:

I wanna have a dance battle with chris …

I know my ass aint gonna win …

But I wanna see what his ass is gonna do …

*plays Cat daddy *

Me :

Chris :

* Plays Lap dance * ;))

Me :

Chris :

breezyinthisbitch:

I SURE AS HELL WOULD NOT BE JUST SMILING, I WOULD BE MORE LIKE THIS